the 96 is when u sit on someones back and jack off while theyre on their stomach suckin their own dick #themoreuknow #shrekquotes

#FF nobody, twitter fucking sucks and i hate it

we were told to draw what we wanted to be when we grew up and this kid drew a detailed demon thing and wrote "THE DEVIL" #holyshit #AHAHAHAH

http://t.co/jkQCe6n please click "I AM UNDER 21". please. just DO IT

“BronyRT retweeted your tweet” NO FUCK OFF YOU HORSE FIEND

Hope i get bonus points for highlighting "ASS" and "HOLE" on my science worksheet!!!!

you want to Fuck My Sister? cool

obama sexts michele whenever mitt starts talking

reblog tumblr to see someone talking about how dipper sneezing like a kitten is problematic

@zorkinian happy bday i wish u were cool ((OWNED))

sext: i unbutton my shirt. a bunch of fruit falls out and drops onto the floor. im extremely embarrassed

AFRICA IS PLAYING IN MY HOUSE AND I CANT TELL WHERE ITS COMING FROM????

im playing pokemon and my brother is playing runescape and my sister is playing skyrim. who dies first

I GUESS IT RAINS DOWN IN AFRICAAAAA I GUESS IT RAINS DOWN IN AFRICAAAAA

*commits suicide while folding underwear*

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im a green ass nigga from da swamp #shrekquotes

"is your refrigerator running?" "yes, it is" "THEN GO SHOVE A SAW-BLADE UP YOUR VAGINA"

“youre not allowed to complain about something painful because i could have something worse than you one day” -An Idiot

 http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbse9bbcKN1qlzduwo1_250.gif … THIS IS THE MOST CONFUSING IMAGE I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET