Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If the season is shorter than the playoffs & the standings have little to do with going to the playoffs. Why not call it the Preplayoffs?
I don't think it's fair that you want me to drop everything & abandon my dream of getting the record for most consecutive hours of juggling.
Are we ever going to leave this place?
My name is Sara.
My self esteem is fine. It my 'everybody else-esteem' that's on the fritz.
I converted from Hindu to Lutheran just so I could eat a McDouble, so don't tell me that I'm not open-minded when it comes to religion.
When I read an encyclopedia it's always with a English accent because.....Britannica
I need it federally mandated that ALL movies include the clever joke ending after the credits roll. This some do/some don't isn't acceptable
Every girl wants what every other girl wants: that guy that every girl wants.
Don't tell me I was always yours. This I've known the whole time...
Love so pure you have to add a dash of sin...just for the lust of it.
Let me leave my lipstick stain on the collar of your white shirt.
Be proud of you. Unless you're him, then just go kill yourself.
Sorry for your life.
Your love carried me to a place of revenge.
I wish the IRS was as friendly as my favstar renewal reminder.
I'm 100 proof. Light a match and watch me shine. Be careful, cause I may just burn you a bit..If I feel like it.
Such a Buddy fucking butt shark.
Don't confuse twitteridiocy, with life naïveté.
Everyone you've met in your life is part of your journey.
Oh you deleted your @'s to me...
Ok then, please accept this GIANT TURD 💩 as a symbol of my appreciation.
I can’t remember if I only smoke when I’m drinking or if I only drink when I’m smoking.