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Feeling like shit inside always means I look great outwardly. That's my M.O.
So weird how almost every creep online is named Anonymous.
I wish my family followed me around and said good answer while clapping every time I said something stupid.
If you can't trust a lawyer who can you trust?
Somebody out here in the Twitterverse will feel it...
Even if your tweet doesn't make any sense.
You should have stayed a little longer...
I'd like a plain burger, fries & tea, please.
And what on the burger?
Anything to drink?
That'll be $15. An hour.
*pulls a Keyser Soze*
And just like that *poof* he's gone
My life is the low sodium chunk light tuna of lives.
I hope you think of me & it fucks you up
Harangue is underutilized
But I see others believe it is better to harangue someone privately w numerous DMs despite clear differences in opinions bc why not
Apparently I'm "missing the point" when I find "plot issues" in this "adult film".
Vaguely unfulfilled. Chocolate where art thou?
The secret to a long life is booze and orgasms.
One thing that I've learned as an adult is that if someone doesn't agree w me, I can always. Leave them alone & let them do their own thing
There's beauty behind the chaos.
Now that I've removed myself to The Fortress of Solitude, some things have become more clear to me.
I'm pretty sure most baseball cap pulled down over the eye guys are bald and have a dead eye socket filled with bugs and old cheese.
No one cares about Tom Brady's deleted texts. Naked photos of Giselle, now that's newsworthy.
I can’t remember if I only smoke when I’m drinking or if I only drink when I’m smoking.
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