The best moments in life are usually the ones you can’t tell anyone about.

If a boy pauses a video game to text you back, he's probably losing.

"Esmek eih?" "Shaimaa" "Shai-ma2 wala Shai-belaban" Hhhhh.

"OMG mish halbis bikini" -A girl who never even wore shorts.

We both have something beautiful in common. You want a vacation, and I want you gone.

"How on earth did you do that?" -Aliens.

Just because they mean a lot to you, doesn't mean you can't live without them.

Just because I'm tweeting doesn't mean I'm not busy.

If only awful people were less confident.

I mean who doesn't envy old people? They can always pretend that they don't hear people.

"a7a mateshtemsh odami!!" -Egyptian girls.

Thinking you are better than others will only get you a first class ticket from respected to neglected.

Some people fall in love with the image of the person that their imagination created and not than the actual person.

If you want to come in to talk to me, leave your ego at the door.

"Never run for your life" -Turtles.

‎​And when you think you understand them, they surprise you.

Sometimes you don't feel like sharing because you know they won't understand.

"I'm so crazy" - most ordinary people.

I don't really need anger management classes, people just need stupidity management classes.

No darling, you're not a photographer, you're just holding a good camera.