It’s never too late to make things worse.

I’m a little bit concerned about the legality of this many crazy people having access to each other.

What doesn’t kill you is usually quite entertaining for the rest of us.

Choose your pain wisely. Some of it never goes away.

You can tell a lot about a person by what they think they know about you.

If you try to fix me I’ll break you.

I ask for nothing and you still fuck it up.

I wouldn't die for you but I'd stub my toe or something equally dramatic.

I’ve done stupid shit you’ve never even thought of.

Fuck you're annoying. Are we in a relationship that I'm unaware of?

I was happy once. Apparently I didn't like it.

I don't know what I did to deserve you, but I take it back.

I'll put my ducks in a circle. I don't give a fuck.

If you complicate my world, I'll simplify you right out of it.

We're never going to be good friends so let's not make it worse by talking.

You don't remind me of anyone or anything. I like that.

I was raised to act polite, so please don't confuse my good manners with respect.

The most important part of any relationship is having a high tolerance to pain.

I want to go down on your soul.

More like sugar and spice and everything bat shit.