Awesome! Babeland is having a mixer tomorrow. http://www.babeland.com/events/

If you want a taste of @airialicious’ sex-positive parenting, read her “Slut-Shaming on the Playground”. Seriously.
http://t.co/N541nV38

I used to wonder if an alien visitation would trigger a panic. Now I realize it’d just generate endless memes and Simpson quotes.

Curiosity is the only real reason why I get out of bed in the morning.

Finally, good news today. I’m going to celebrate with Crisco, bubble wrap, and a trampoline.

Remember Omni Magazine? Here's an almost complete archive at the Internet Archive: http://t.co/3tROvaEG

I have Stuff to do today. I'm going to buy some balloons and set them free.

I have new speakers. The bass, it is awesome.
Yes, neighbors. You will learn to appreciate the Clash. You’re welcome.

Joy is the air on my cheeks mid-pirouette or the splash of water on my face while doing the butterfly stroke.

Saw this on the curb by a school I was working at today. This makes me feel really happy with the world. : ) pic.twitter.com/gAVTgoMf

Saturday nights just aren't complete without a little badassery. pic.twitter.com/vZZljdJI3z

Second bike ride today! Second total, but whatever. I made it home. pic.twitter.com/5k2utfGZ5j

Found it! I took off my bra and the missing Lego brick tinked across the floor.

I keep forgetting that I use a plugin to change “god” to “Elvis”. This makes for confused and hilarious comment and erotica reading.

It’s not my fault that “quesadilla” sounds like “case of beer”, but maybe you should order your own lunch.

I maybe, might’ve seen fireworks go off in a car as I was going by. Either that, or hat was one intense migraine aura. Or alien space bats.

Yes, doctor. It fucking hurts when you poke me where I told you it fucking hurts.
Thanks, Harley Quinn, Medicine Woman. pic.twitter.com/TS9EAgbU

I don’t really care for candy, but I like strangers.

Bubble baths don’t feel very sexy. They’re more about fairy tale castles and foamy monsters you blow to smithereens.

@rockabillyjay Useful for bouncy castle parties, though.