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  • Mere_Death
      Meredith @Mere_Death

    Used condom in the parking lot at the welfare office. Gross, but encouraging.

    • 272
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    NelRock777Revpwrpot________GinRumMeBarkingAnusvitaminpEnglishRozeFavstar250redpawn3
    slyoung51800Randy
  • Mere_Death
      Meredith @Mere_Death

    A ghost from last century left a YellowBook at my door like the Internet never happened.

    • 185
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    Angrea
  • Mere_Death
      Meredith @Mere_Death

    Dear crazy person,
    I'm kinda scared to unfollow.
    So, you win. I suppose.

    • 211
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    domesticHMasterOfFuryPolyesterPony____Bulldog0613KnockngocphamKrunkedRobotSCbchbumMaxxieJones______
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    MaxxieJones______NewMeReenachrisanna4realMujerDesnudarachelstasty_xoLady_Blackbird1HoneybadgerLAComedicPurposes
    thedailymarkerKaptainKoRniefarleftcoast
  • Mere_Death
      Meredith @Mere_Death

    It looks complicated outside.

    • 158
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    MasterOfFuryimthasnickaShoutingGoddessPeaceInTruth1CrackedIllusionpragmatisticjunkyardiganispypanda
    bdbdleeroybrownlauriejenn
  • Mere_Death
      Meredith @Mere_Death

    My one star tweets are always huge on Facebook.

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    orbislame
  • Mere_Death
      Meredith @Mere_Death

    Hey hipsters over at the local hookah lounge, guess what?
    You're still in Missouri.
    Have a pulled pork sandwich and settle down.

    • 108
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  • Mere_Death
      Meredith @Mere_Death

    If I get married, it'll be a January wedding. Outside. So I can invite every last asshole that made me sweat on a barn bench in June.

    • 108
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    domesticHMasterOfFuryliz_91notbecktiffanycoen1______Existiremlacrossemom5KaceInPoint______
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  • Mere_Death
      Meredith @Mere_Death

    "Your welfare benefits include a mandatory birth control shot."

    -words to solve problems

    • 78
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    domesticHMasterOfFuryllvvzzPeaceInTruth1AngreaCbrynnerwesjohnson8ShoutingGoddess
    • 26
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    indahoodzzTeeny_Circus_mbradyQUBANQT__________Arclight97XgianniguessguyfarleftcoastFuzzywumpus
  • Mere_Death
      Meredith @Mere_Death

    Nervous breakdowns are usually frowned upon. But here on Twitter, I get new followers! Sweet.

    • 88
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    MasterOfFuryPeaceInTruth1AngreaGinRumMeCbrynnerSheila_Mac420ShoutingGoddesspjlynch
    • 11
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    GinRumMejaagermistressHappyHourBenPurpleCatJewelsthedailymarkerFavstar500FavsVie77farleftcoast
    thedailymarker
  • Mere_Death
      Meredith @Mere_Death

    I have a hell of a time reading tweets with a moving avatar. It's cute and all, but one of these days I'm gonna have a seizure.

    • 85
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    MasterOfFuryPeaceInTruth1KevinDeanGanderAngreaCbrynnerShoutingGoddessispypandahipchkk
    • 10
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    Favstar500FavspdFLIPSthatstingsRyleeInKCvitaminpfavstar_popInsomniaGrlCool_Jesse
  • Mere_Death
      Meredith @Mere_Death

    If you have a giggling baby ringtone, I'm probably gonna give your iphone a bath.
    We'll call it maternal instinct.

    • 74
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    domesticHFRANKSTALICIOUSToy_A101MistyMKkiranrom17ClashLivesStephLynne11astutenewf
    • 19
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    astutenewfSteelCityDawnEmeraldClittyScreenLurker__ShoutingGoddessFavstar500FavsHeavyRaines17Lipglosslesbo
    AwkwrdWhenSober
  • Mere_Death
      Meredith @Mere_Death

    All boobs are a trap.

    • 66
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    domesticHMasterOfFuryShoutingGoddessllvvzzDreedlesMcGeeKevinDeanGanderAngreaNuclearBavarian
    • 25
    • RETWEETS
    GinRumMetmlmaxiamstroud__Favstar500FavshipchkkJCBNEEgg_Plantation____mouthclosedshut
  • Mere_Death
      Meredith @Mere_Death

    Psst, terrorists. They're all in Iowa right now.

    • 64
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    domesticHMasterOfFuryShoutingGoddessllvvzzAngreaCbrynnerSheila_Mac420eTHEgoddess
    • 20
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    Favstar500FavsqtabpsaprezSteelcityruleSnoopysteelHelloOElaine_hqm_____________hallcarlo
  • Mere_Death
      Meredith @Mere_Death

    There has to be a way to keep the ponytail men named Julio from happening.

    • 67
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    domesticHMasterOfFuryKunoichi216LoveKrunkedRobotMultitudesofMeidanatthelilbeeRudeRidingRomeo
    • 15
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    hottampaFritzy83lunasgarden_chrisanna4realFavstar500FavsCbrynnerfavoritedbyhipchkk
    thedailymarkerfarleftcoast
  • Mere_Death
      Meredith @Mere_Death

    My animals love me so much more when they're starving. Is that how children work?

    • 62
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    • 18
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  • Mere_Death
      Meredith @Mere_Death

    Made it to the gym because I am dedicated to health and fitness.
    Driving away because I am hungover and fuck that noise.

    • 61
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    domesticHMasterOfFuryShoutingGoddessllvvzzPeaceInTruth1DreedlesMcGeeAngrea_Bacon_Tits_
    • 18
    • RETWEETS
    tmlmaxFavstar_NSFWhipchkkathenaa1BMWKing1benjamilllionchrisanna4realthedailymarker
  • Mere_Death
      Meredith @Mere_Death

    If there's one thing I've learned from living alone, it's that music and nudity are pretty much required for proper house cleaning.

    • 58
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    domesticHMasterOfFuryShoutingGoddessllvvzzKevinDeanGanderGinRumMe_Bacon_Tits_Cbrynner
    • 15
    • RETWEETS
    GinRumMeFavstar500FavsSH1V3Rjust_jennyxthedailymarkerchynablaqqqfavstar_popNoirPoetograpy
  • Mere_Death
      Meredith @Mere_Death

    A small Twitter break is simply an exercise in sanity maintenance.

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    JTQuest
  • Mere_Death
      Meredith @Mere_Death

    Going for a jog in the park to see if I can get myself raped. #datenight

    • 54
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    KaptainKoRnie
  • Mere_Death
      Meredith @Mere_Death

    The same girl unfollows me every two days and I would like her to know that it makes me uncomfortable and somewhat bicurious.

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