To each his own... just don't touch mine!

My mother got tired of my not responding to her FB *pokes* that she invited me to instal a *doorbell* on my profile. This will end badly.

If we don't kill the children until January 1 then we can still claim them on next years taxes, right?

I have strange kids. There's a Unsolved History marathon on the Science channel & they'd rather watch that then do chores?

*splork* RT @500thingsmycatt: cat sleeps with cat toy sleeping with a tinier cat toy..... #cats #meow.jpg http://t.co/rkjgHBTi

Check out this map of the #Londonriots superimposed on a map showing the deprivation index http://bit.ly/oUyDbb #London #UKRiot

I miss me.

You only need *one* functioning kidney, right? #donatelife.net

Mmmm my bed smells like sex. Sweet delicious sex.


Crap! Wrong account?

Genius does what it can,


Talent does what it must,


The rest do what they get paid to do.

Nothing more, nothing less.

Am I being lazy if I don't take my Adderall cause I don't *feel* like getting anything accomplished, bit I really need to?

First round of chores done. Now to start laundry and exercise. 8 working on homework, 13 arguing with dad about whether she has homework.

Twitter is an amazing resource for those w/chronic illnesses. Gives us some form of social life, friends who understand, & people like us!

Need a bone to pick? How about #donatelife.net

No need to ask if you're on the "list". If you can read this you are. <3

Good Morning Daar-lings! The earlier I go to bed the more I wake up the less rested I feel. Stupid sleep disorders.

Consuming food so that my bodies "I need sugar" shakes atop and it's just my regular familial tremors!

I think my motivation ran away from home.

Why do I like to clean while the family is gone? It's the one time I'll be able to see it STAY clean for more then 5 mins!

How can Twitter be over capacity at 1:30 in the morning?