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Huge outrage on timeline cos Louis couldn't decide between Kenny Everett and Shania Twain. U know there are drone attacks on Pakistan yeah?
Why is Ed Sheeran only loving her til she's 70? What a shit love song "I will abandon you in old age just when you desperately need me" Cunt
My son just did a poo which sounded like the end of Eastenders
If it helps any, my toddler is half Muslim and said sorry this morning. It was for throwing Lego, but still an apology if you want it?
Domestic violence goes up at least 20% during World Cup, more so at final. The Woamn's Aid helpline is 0808 2000 247.
And ukip are our representatives in Europe. Like finding out your drunk granddad has gone on your exchange trip for you
And now I CAN give my opinion, I think the entire British media cheerleading ukip through this election has been deeply immoral
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