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Huge outrage on timeline cos Louis couldn't decide between Kenny Everett and Shania Twain. U know there are drone attacks on Pakistan yeah?
Anyone else noticed Charles and Camilla not wearing seatbelts? You'd have thought they would have learnt
Women receiving rape threats on here being advised by police to leave twitter is the new "well don't wear a short skirt then"
Schofe angry about lack of anonymity for those accused of rape. Anyone pointed out he waved list of rumoured paedos at TV cameras last year?
When u think there arent enough offensive things left for anti-abortion Mensch 2 say- uses phrase "Our bodies, our choices" abt her facelift
Nigella drug use used to excuse Saatchis behavior. Get feeling should it be Saatchi using drugs it would also be used to excuse his behavior
Well uniform dating is basically saying "I've given up finding someone who likes my personality, my biggest selling point is my hat"
I think the only place to be that's more psychologically unhealthy than twitter is living with the corpse of your mother
Isn't it about time Head And Shoulders brought out a shower gel called Knees And Toes ?
Where are the male artists writing open letters to Robin Thicke?
David Cameron shocked by bullying online. Says "why don't they use huge billboards like everyone else?"
...A lady who was still signing death warrants for Trinidad 12 years ago... #jubileeconcert
The Sheeren/Del Ray fans must have been terrified watching Blur. "Its so fast and loud and people look like they're having fun *sobs*"
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