Huge outrage on timeline cos Louis couldn't decide between Kenny Everett and Shania Twain. U know there are drone attacks on Pakistan yeah?

Anyone else noticed Charles and Camilla not wearing seatbelts? You'd have thought they would have learnt

Hahahahaaaaaa"@ncanham: "@andrewbloch: There's a man stuck in a high chair at McDonald's in Cork (via @thedrum) pic.twitter.com/IUQ8UVMyAE"

@rosamundurwin @everydaysexism I used to have rule not to go to supermarkets that advertise as being for "mums". Ran out of supermarkets

When u think there arent enough offensive things left for anti-abortion Mensch 2 say- uses phrase "Our bodies, our choices" abt her facelift

@nra @robdelaney #NRA those of our family who have survived you mean?

I think the only place to be that's more psychologically unhealthy than twitter is living with the corpse of your mother

Read properly! "@everydaysexism: Our top 10 tips for a safe night out #RapeIsRape #everydaysexism pic.twitter.com/Nr85yulO"

...A lady who was still signing death warrants for Trinidad 12 years ago... #jubileeconcert

The Sheeren/Del Ray fans must have been terrified watching Blur. "Its so fast and loud and people look like they're having fun *sobs*"

This is great- must read for all tweeters - http://www.oddee.com/item_97167.aspx

Instead of buying the new Killers album, why not leave a Bruce Springsteen record on a radiator then play it at the wrong speed?

This worth RTing again- abt time the Mail was shut down "@lottelydia: Excellent blogpost about the racist Mail article http://t.co/KMXyNUPH"

Sometimes the stuff u guys favourite is really fucking weird

I understand The Wizard Of Oz is spoilt for Tories now, tho it was always a difficult watch- what with the disabled people being triumphant

@prusey @everydaysexism @scriptrix they still don't allow breastfeeding pics as far as I know

I quite like Tulisas new cuddly figure. If she were to remake that vid now it wd look like Winnie The Pooh trying to get honey from a branch

The Who To Follow section needs another option - click follow or click "No thank you I think they are a twat"

@sabineb1ueye @everydayableism very common- friend had a colleague with breast cancer, was laid off due to absences for treatment

I went to school with a girl called Louise Bagshawe, who moved at 7, she wasn't allowed to watch Grange Hill