Anyone that expects you to work for free while they make money is an idiot & deserve to be eaten by a shark with a mouthful of tasers

I wrote the intro! EVERYONE MUST BUY RT @briankeene: First look at my new (forthcoming) collection BLOOD ON THE PAGE:  http://briankeene.com/forum/index.php?topic=127.0 …

@briankeene Time for sone shark haiku: sharks are amazing. They need to eat more people. Bite bite bite bite bite

Time for @briankeene to get bloody! http://t.co/RXqsDGYx

I live alone. I have way too much laundry to do. I'm convinced the cats are playing Dress Up when I'm not here.

@shawnryantv Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blood #SongsNOTtoSingOnAmericanIdol

At least that's the excuse I'm currently using

@briankeene I swear I learn more watching The Daily Show & Colbert than I do from "news" channels

Here's hoping the new @briankeene website will feature a "Ask Meteornotes" section. And more cat photos.

@briankeene @nmamatas @locusmag yeah, I'd subscribe in a second if there was a regular Mamatas movie review column

Albarino time! At Liquid Assets http://t.co/TUBGBFWE

A two hour phone conversation with someone awesome is a great way to end the day...

I am actually leaving the house today. Try to contain your excitement.

Happy to see lots of fire & @bobford jokes in my feed. They never get old.

So if you've been following along with the photos, The Outer Banks Brewing Company is highly recommended!

Ice Bat is ready for the drinking!  http://twitpic.com/cql9fs 

@jeffheimbuch @bobford just made that photo his wallpaper

Actually, here's the first line: To this day, I have no idea why I picked up @briankeene 's THE RISING

Since @briankeene mentioned it, yes, I am writing the introduction to his next collection. I'll be writing about Shark movies or something

@mandydegeit A BABY IS THE STUPIDEST THING TO EVER COME OUT OF MY STOMACH