I'd watch/play this. http://t.co/uj0snl7m

LOL. pic.twitter.com/Y5Dt6cWWkL

I love twitter RPers. It's like reading a massive comic that's 3/4ths serious and 5/4ths randomness.

That settles it. I'm moving to Canada. The worst thing that happens over there are moose attacks or Tim Horton's getting your order wrong.

Something I saw that reminded me of @shurimpu. http://t.co/9b0GGorF

Spider-Man is a troll. #confirmed @marcst0ne http://t.co/Yy8S4KfZ

Not a fan of show but I wish I could have tuned in just for this. http://t.co/xPxYvajI

Hospitals suck.

I'd willingly watch this. pic.twitter.com/QZdAk3cD1y

If Pyramid Head pops out in the middle of this traffic I'm just gonna get out and haul ass. pic.twitter.com/zJXWJBQBKC

#wut pic.twitter.com/4ShqNMGgzN

Most of my followers. http://t.co/n9A9UXrj

I like this better than YOLO. #OOYL http://t.co/IHSl0onR

You remind me of my dead wife. #GamerPickupLines #SilentHill

I'm horrible for laughing at this. pic.twitter.com/2GJvFnnq6w

The conversation involving Iron Fist between @deezee_kujaku and @_zur_ reminded me of this. pic.twitter.com/YLiN4rQsWJ

"I know how to make you feel better."
"ORAL SEX!?"
"I was gonna say cookies."
"ORAL SEX AND THEN COOKIES!?" http://t.co/6IHOx6l7

I made a Silent Hill 2 related pick-up line. "You remind me of my dead wife."

This is also Twitter. http://t.co/eYxT5K9r

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