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Chav in front of me in Asda has five kids and is buying a baby gate. I should tell her to put it on her vagina.
Well I'm gutted about Robin Williams, "sometimes the biggest smile hides the saddest heart" is pretty much the perfect quote. RIP. 😞
Never underestimate a woman's ability to find shit out.
Theres a hot girl working the tills in Asda so I'm buying the expensive toilet roll so she can imagine the life of luxury she'd have with me
Maybe you should re-evaluate your own life if you're making jokes on here about a young woman who's just lost hers.
Snap chatting ya mate 20 times to get someone out of your "best friends" list.
North Korea threatens us and we laugh, iMessage stops working and my timeline panics, welcome to the future.
i like pizza. Snapchat MezMerrett
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