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Chav in front of me in Asda has five kids and is buying a baby gate. I should tell her to put it on her vagina.
Never underestimate a woman's ability to find shit out.
Maybe you should re-evaluate your own life if you're making jokes on here about a young woman who's just lost hers.
Snap chatting ya mate 20 times to get someone out of your "best friends" list.
Theres a hot girl working the tills in Asda so I'm buying the expensive toilet roll so she can imagine the life of luxury she'd have with me
North Korea threatens us and we laugh, iMessage stops working and my timeline panics, welcome to the future.
"Send me a pic" ...quick way of letting a girl know you're not boyfriend material.
Best part in Pretty Woman is when she shows the sales girl she's not a whore by getting the rich guy she's fucking to buy clothes for her.
The amount of people cheating is ridiculous, if you wanna fuck around then stay single.
If you didn't even realise Facebook was down yesterday we could probably be soul mates.