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Chav in front of me in Asda has five kids and is buying a baby gate. I should tell her to put it on her vagina.
Never underestimate a woman's ability to find shit out.
Maybe you should re-evaluate your own life if you're making jokes on here about a young woman who's just lost hers.
Theres a hot girl working the tills in Asda so I'm buying the expensive toilet roll so she can imagine the life of luxury she'd have with me
North Korea threatens us and we laugh, iMessage stops working and my timeline panics, welcome to the future.
"Send me a pic" ...quick way of letting a girl know you're not boyfriend material.
The amount of people cheating is ridiculous, if you wanna fuck around then stay single.
Best part in Pretty Woman is when she shows the sales girl she's not a whore by getting the rich guy she's fucking to buy clothes for her.
Dating tip: stay single.
To the girl stood behind me in Preston's Post Office, sorry to overhear Gaz dumped you after you let him finger you, we're not all bastards.
My hair smells of Cinnamon (SNAPCHAT MezMerrett) .......loving the healthy lifestyle.. #GymAddicted #NikePlus #Vegas2014