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If you prefer TWITTER over FB then please RT.. I'm doing a social experiment and would love to see how far this tweet can go, thankyou
Chav in front of me in Asda has five kids and is buying a baby gate. I should tell her to put it on her vagina.
North Korea threatens us and we laugh, iMessage stops working and my timeline panics, welcome to the future.
Good luck with your GCSE results.. and no matter how bad they are just think.. Today someone is going on the Jeremy Kyle show by choice.
#DescribeYourSexLifeWithAMovie I am legend
There are Paralympics achieving more than some of you ever will and to see tweets taking the piss is disgusting.. Fuck you
Theres a hot girl working the tills in Asda so I'm buying the expensive toilet roll so she can imagine the life of luxury she'd have with me
Girls that shave their eyebrows off then paint them back on, U should shave your head as well and paint the hair back on, bet it'll look ace
Girls find out everything.. It's just a matter of time.
#ICantDateYou if you smoke.
I've a friend needing to rent a room in London from this Friday is anyone has any info on one.. Her budget is £600pm, a RT would be great TY
Love partying at weekends.. Actor || Model || Porn Star || (SNAPCHAT MezMerrett) Socialite, Single, and loving life..