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Chav in front of me in Asda has five kids and is buying a baby gate. I should tell her to put it on her vagina.
Well I'm gutted about Robin Williams, "sometimes the biggest smile hides the saddest heart" is pretty much the perfect quote. RIP. 😞
Never underestimate a woman's ability to find shit out.
Theres a hot girl working the tills in Asda so I'm buying the expensive toilet roll so she can imagine the life of luxury she'd have with me
Maybe you should re-evaluate your own life if you're making jokes on here about a young woman who's just lost hers.
Snap chatting ya mate 20 times to get someone out of your "best friends" list.
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