The lies we are taught to consume are baffling

Girls ask for a good guy to sweep them off their feet, but when one tries, they reject him

College: creating drug addicts one adult at a time

I no longer have feelings for you, but I'd fuck the shit out of you

It's a choice between picking up a razor, or picking yourself up

Everyone knows, but nobody cares

Next time I but orange juice, I need to but two. One for breakfast, one for screwdrivers

I either need a girlfriend or to get laid, one of the two

I love maple syrup. If it wasn't for the fact that it would destroy my teeth, I would just drink it

All with the the best intentions, the stupidest actions occur

At this point in my life, I don't have much to offer but my love

How can you offer tacos with no cheese?! Wtf

Fuck it, #yolo and fuck you guys for hatin on yolo

We're humans, not airports. We come with history and problems. Not baggage.

Women are bigger pervs than men #fact

I'm not tripping over the little shit in my life. The time will come where life seems perfect. Till then, I'll enjoy my ride and struggle

@chrisenloe welcome to modern America, where no one takes responsibility for themselves and wants to blame everyone else!

People complain about what society is turning to, but then they go watch shows like GLEE, which is destroying values

Little kids are so fucking annoying!!

Can't I just be 25, successful with a good job, financially stable, with my own place and a new car? #booschool