Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
“Okay, let’s see what’s on the agenda for today… “boobs”? What the… JOE!” - Obama getting PUNK’D by the Bidenator
*self-actualizes* fuck yeah, this rules.
people criticizing my "dubstep charizard" face tattoo: please return to facistland and leave me be
dude if you mention the words “spotify offline mode” to a cop legally they have to smile
HELLO 911. I HAVE AN EMERGENCY. THERE'S A SEXY MAN IN MY MIRROR. NO DON'T HANG UP. PLEASE I- *is eaten by sexy man from the Reflection Zone*
MensHumor is painfully unfunny and misogynistic. BUT ON THE OTHER HAND: nah jk it really sucks.
cut colbert into pieces/this is his last report
time to go to work at the rail factory. OH NO TONY HAWK + HIS EXTREME FRIENDS. POP PUNK IS PLAYING. CAN’T MAKE RAILS WITH ALL THIS GRINDING
If you like songs about Spoonmen, you should really check out Soundgarden’s “Spoonman” (1994).
Oops! I forgot to not be an idiot for the first 19 years of my life.