@hellocullen Top 30 Epic Halliburton Moments

@boring_as_heck "I've been to the top of the mountain, and I've seen the Personal Brand."

@hamsandcastle Hmm... maybe... he could "react" to some sort of viral phenomenon...?

*self-actualizes* fuck yeah, this rules.

@hamsandcastle I now only understand humorous references if they are filtered through Condescending Wonka. :(

@kilobees They seriously once included the campaigns to free Mumia Abu-Jamal and Leonard Peltier on a list of "most misguided causes".

@hell_homer  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D03E9kUTTtQ …

@brendlewhat Working on a
guerrilla marketing campaign at my dorm for your book. pic.twitter.com/zp2QnO5jIV

@leducviolet What the fuck is this the talk show mafia?

dude if you mention the words “spotify offline mode” to a cop legally they have to smile

If you like songs about Spoonmen, you should really check out Soundgarden’s “Spoonman” (1994).

@conortripler "Father to a Sister of Thought" by Pavement.

Oops! I forgot to not be an idiot for the first 19 years of my life.

@conortripler  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeQUlr4Xc3s …

@3x1minus1 Son of Meowdon Wainwright III.

@puke_teen sweet! (i'm trying to make your dog wag its tail but if it's not working please know that i am happy)

Wow! A lot of people in my life know some really funny jokes about how the major I chose is useless! Ha! Please remember to die, though!

My heroes include RZA, Conor Tripler, and Batgirl. Coupla others, too.

I think I speak for a lot of my peers when I say that I dig the modern sounds of today’s rock ‘n’ roll groups.

Boy, for someone who openly celebrated the execution of Troy Davis, Ann Coulter sure does care a lot about "false accusations"!