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Everyone I've ever meet is being compared to you and you're winning
"Spiderpiss dildo soup" is something i literally typed into a search bar because twitter is weird as hell
Game of Thrones just does not hold back with the titties
Those are some nice crunch berries you got there. Be a shame if anything were to cap'n to it
you can make fun of me for sleeping with a teddy bear, but i’ll be laughing when the monster in your closet bites off your toes
If you love someone, be with them. That's it.
Not that I'm offering. You don't want to come to mansfield to watch it with a bunch of cats anyway
I think i just saw Kunle in a UTA commercial
I'm my own valentine this year, it's pretty great. I might even get to second base tonight
Just said sorry to my phone. I treat this device better than most people.
I want to go camping again, who's game?