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i'd rather drink a bleach milkshake than deal with my phone company.
going on vacation with my grandparents next week so i've got to really commit to re-learning scopa and briscola before then
Oh fuck. I accidentally waved back at one of the new neighbors. What does this mean? Do I have to babysit now?
i'm going to remember this when i'm live-tweeting the Grammys again next year.
Let's not do that anymore, music videos with graphics of hashtags in them.
people....just be a bro and put your birthday on facebook, okay? that's not a friendship test.
I've got a shopping list and it just says "sunglasses" and "tacos" on it.
I swear every time I go to the Horseshoe I get asked if I have any coke. BYOC people! Get prepared already!
hey guys do you think Macklemore will play Thriftshop on snl tonight?
mornings like this remind me that my only real career goal is to not have to participate in a ticketmaster stake-out to get concert tickets
Yelled out the correct Final Jeopardy question at the tv before the nerds got it so maybe I don't need to finish school after all