@baratunde If you have a vagina or love someone who does, please share:  http://vagina2012.com  #vagina2012

Whatever I name my first child, it's going to start with @.

Ya know that sense of control and predictability you have? Yeah, it's bullshit.

Dinner last night was so good, I was almost sad about pooping this morning.

How does God decide which athletes' prayers to answer?

Oh my lower case nonexistent god do u people really think I don't know Jesus is a proper noun? He's washing my car right now! #inappropriate

I can't stop faving all your tweets! Yes we mutherfucking did bitches!

Why can't we write nice things about each other when we're still alive?

zomg My vagina video is on buzzfeed!  http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/vote-with-your-vagina-for-barack-obama … #Vagina2012

I'm pretty sure it's impossible to bowl without high fiving.

Onenoone: "Obama did more with one speech to prevent terrorism than Bush did in 8 years."

If you wait until you're ready you just might not ever do anything.

OH: I'm planning on smoking through my pregnancy. I want that baby coming out tiny.

come on, IRS. haven't you heard of lube?

Vagina is not a dirty word. Not surprised but I'm a little concerned by how uncomfortable some people are.  http://vagina2012.com  #vagina2012

One of the best posts I've seen on Collaborative Consumption and using a new model for value (hint: it's not $) http://bit.ly/mrVBbC

We just launched a Kickstarter campaign for NeighborGoods. If 10% of my followers chip in $10, we'll exceed our goal. http://kck.st/gBozLQ

Need to borrow something? Power drill, tent, bicycle? http://NeighborGoods.net just launched nationally! Please RT

“The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.” - Chuck Palahniuk

If you have a vagina or love someone who does, please share this video:  http://vagina2012.com  #vagina2012