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Whatever I name my first child, it's going to start with @.
Ya know that sense of control and predictability you have? Yeah, it's bullshit.
Dinner last night was so good, I was almost sad about pooping this morning.
How does God decide which athletes' prayers to answer?
Oh my lower case nonexistent god do u people really think I don't know Jesus is a proper noun? He's washing my car right now! #inappropriate
I can't stop faving all your tweets! Yes we mutherfucking did bitches!
Why can't we write nice things about each other when we're still alive?
zomg My vagina video is on buzzfeed! http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/vote-with-your-vagina-for-barack-obama … #Vagina2012
I'm pretty sure it's impossible to bowl without high fiving.
Onenoone: "Obama did more with one speech to prevent terrorism than Bush did in 8 years."
If you wait until you're ready you just might not ever do anything.
OH: I'm planning on smoking through my pregnancy. I want that baby coming out tiny.
come on, IRS. haven't you heard of lube?
“The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.” - Chuck Palahniuk
I just say what we're all thinking. @NeighborGoods @LAstartupclub @AngelCityDerby.