“@omgsoepic_: Remember when...
3-D glasses were made out of paper with red and blue lenses?” yes!

#Room500 did they thing! #Shoutout to @500beastboy, @artoffloyd and @theflightofmars

I'm just following #random people. Y'all better follow me back or I will be UNfollowing #random people, lmao.

“@i2chainz: Singing a song you don't know? Don't worry. That 15 second part you DO know is coming up and you're gonna OWN that shit.”

"Chickens before dickens." "What?" "Pumps before chumps." "Huh?" "Sisters before misters." "Wha?" "Guys suck." lmao

You never know when the enemy is going to attack you, so you have to always be prepared.

Are you bleeding while using fitness equipment?? Excuse me while I throw up! 

"There are moments in life when you know you've crossed a bridge. And you know your old life is over."

"A key to victorious living is learning how to turn a setback into a comeback."

Currently shaking my money maker.

#Unfollow. It was fun while it lasted. You just seem like you're putting on a show...sorry, this is #teamreal over here.

@13eatsmith If u don't like this shot, I have others:-) http://t.co/DSxUpFcn

"I have Skittles 4 snack 2day." "That's not very healthy. 2morro you should bring something healthy." "It is. It has healthy protein in it."

"Ms. Love, are you leaving today?" "Idk. Am I?" *thinks for a second* "Yes, b/c you have your packback." lol:-)

@_jaealeise_ Ikr! That doesn't even sound appetizing.

"Ok, we've got ghosts...but maybe we can claim them as dependents." lmao

"No food tastes as good as skinny feels." #tellem! :-)

"The worst lies we tell are out of love."

"The question is not simply IF someone is lying...it's why."

"The truth is written on all our faces."