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When I get unfollowed I just figure that people have a hard time relating to attractive people with a witty sense of humor.
When an attractive girl is with a not-so-attractive man, maybe he doesn't have any money at all. Maybe he just treats her better than you.
Girls who read books are sexy as fuck.
I don't know what's wrong with me & it's too expensive to find out.
When someone says, "Oh. I was just thinking out loud." I like to yell, "That's called talking! Fuck face!"
My cat is totally drinking soda out of my glass and I don't even give a shit 'cause I want her to stay up late with me to write rap songs.
If I had a jet pack I would look AWESOME dying within the first 2 minutes of having a jet pack.
If I had a gay dragon I would cover his scales in rhinestones then slap his ass and yell, "Fly, gay dragon!" and he would look so beautiful.
I'm 100% sure Zebra's didn't earn those things.
We're all from different countries .. joking, laughing & havin fun with one another. It makes u wonder whats wrong with the people n charge.
I love everybody. Even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you.
On a scale from 1 to 10 I tell people they're an 11. It's a fun way to let them know they don't exist and they take it as a compliment.
It's an awesome feeling knowing there's 50 billion people on Twitter and 5 liked that last thing I said. That's like half, right?
When you ladies aren't home, us guys use your vibrators to mix paint & do manly shit. We also put it to our Adams Apple & make prank calls.
Dr. Seuss would have CRUSHED it on 8 Mile.
If I was a police sketch artist I wouldn't listen to the victim. I'd draw a majestic gay dragon then flip it over and be all, "Is this him."
I'm gonna stand outside a strangers house tonight with a lit candle & tell them it's in remembrance of all the people I killed there.
We need to all spread out and get in 25 million groups of 4. I have a super fun game idea.
It's impressive how we all keep finding new ways to say the exact same shit over and over again.
A lot of you lose your shit and have some pretty epic, public meltdowns. I just wanted to say thanks.
People tell me I look just like Denzel Washington. Find me on IG: Midgetspar69