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"The biggest divide isn't between Democrats and Republicans. It's between people who care and people who don't care." -- Rachel Maddow
I heard this somewhere else, but it's worth repeating: We need to stop preaching "No Means No" and start preaching "Only Yes Means Yes."
Seattle's Capitol Hill gets a comic book shop! http://www.capitolhillseattle.com/2013/04/capitol-hills-wants-are-filled-phoenix-comics-to-open-on-broadway/ … // And it opens on Free Comic Book Day!
Dropkick Murphys Singer Beats the CRAP Out of Nazi Skinhead On Stage http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/20/dropkick-murphys-bassist-nazi-skinhead-salute-st-patricks-day/ … // Let's go, Murphys! (Clap, clap, clapclapclap)
Like this if you often confuse Facebook and Twitter terminology.
From now on, I vow to no longer worry about whether I'm being offensive. So fuck off about that.
Come on, guys. .gif is clearly pronounced "pedantic."
When did we start begging celebrities on Twitter to retweet us? Also, why is this a thing?
I can't even think of a way to mock what I'm seeing here.
So, okay, here's a long shot. Do any of my followers have a copy of Whitesnake's "Trouble" album? If so, let's talk.
Gene and Roger, together again.
If the Black Eyed Peas break up, can we start calling them Split Peas? (This joke has never told before.) (This is also quite topical.)
I'm not funny enough to tell pope jokes. They all go UP IN SMOKE AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Okay I hate myself.
The next 20-something here at the office who tries to tell me how "so old" they're getting will get my walker up their ass.
I Want My Hypothetical and Purely Imaginary Daughter to Know That Being Pretty Isn't All She Should Aspire For #bettertshirtslogan
"your welcome." MY WELCOME WHAT YOU IGNORANT JACKASS
This bio is, in reality, a long series of inside jokes.