If you're not shotgunning Frank's Red Hot right now, you're SO doing this blizzard the wrong way!

Bought amp off @mike_doughty_ today. I was apparently pretty blasé about the whole thing, but Mike seemed pretty happy. pic.twitter.com/b3Q9018o

So this Hipster-Guido Photoshop me and @chrisdaps made is currently surging and on the front page of @buzzfeed. http://bzfd.it/li0Hvw

Will there be greatness or glory for @dapswebsite and @nbtechnologies this year? I say both FOR both! #2011

Done! pic.twitter.com/8W0jt7aO

As long as I have my Montell Jordan megamix by my side, I think we're gonna pull through this shitstorm JUST fine. #ThisIsHowWeDoIt

Clint Eastwood had quite a Senior Moment last night. Señor Moment, also the name of the lamest comic book villain ever.

I want a Blue Velvet cake that's just filled with bugs and Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I Can't Believe It May Or May Not Be Butter! http://t.co/KeqsSZzK

If I had a nickel for every time I had a nickel I'd be caught in a paradox.

Coverage for Tuesday's show in today's SI Advance! (and a hand-drawn pic of my ugly face by @marieames) pic.twitter.com/kdXUHLSltM

Should have went with Pope John The Fifth. pic.twitter.com/dy5UN1wEDs

"Just tell me how many licks--no! NOO!" -Me, moments before murdering an owl

OK. That woman clearly has a flag in her skull. pic.twitter.com/8OQJzU3p

In the event of an emergency, Governor Christie may be used as a floatation device.

Hey, I just met you... and this is crazy... I'm genderbending... so call me Katie. #CallMeMaybe

Good idea: Taking grandma to Chi-Chi's for her birthday. Bad idea: Arson.

Flirty Sanchez: The story of a poor migrant worker searching for love in all the wrong places.

"Get off my mane!" -Harrison Ford's Horse

@antisemanticshw @thehouseofvon I don't know what's more-concerning: Tweeting about suicide or Barry Manilow. #SameThing