#NSFW Don't you just love how no one ever notices the giant #Wampa in the background? LOL @starwars @deathstarpr pic.twitter.com/wPITN1zDD9

BWAHAHAHA! "I've found the rebel bass!" @starwars @deathstarpr pic.twitter.com/rYEZPBlJkz

I'll attempt a pelvic exam..with my tongue RT @korapeters I need some medical attention! #NSFW HelloooooOOOOoo Nurse! pic.twitter.com/kTR9y5uMgS

.@thatchrisgore @patrickianmoore @iowest There's no losing this ass. lol THIS was taken after case of pneumonia #NSFW pic.twitter.com/iyhbzW9K

#NSFW Nah, I think ones like this RT @mildmanneredtrv Just saw the pic you posted on FB. Reason #1 the freaks stalk you http://t.co/PyIvlmP2

And oh-so-very-ASSy. LOL RT @jediladder Oh my, love that pic of you! Classy and sassy. pic.twitter.com/vFfu9YoZic

"If Tetris has taught me anything it's that errors pile up & accomplishments disappear." -@dav3therav3

"Reverse cowgirl is just doggie style for lazy fat guys." -@boycalledann

#NSFW Actually the hashtag should be "#Anal" RT @sticky_panties: RT @gossipowl: #Asianpornstar @mika_tan #pussy RT pic.twitter.com/xY5Bc5ku

RAWR!ヾ(｡｀Д´｡)ﾉ┌┛ RT @sitonmyfacemask: #favoritefemdoms @mika_tan pic.twitter.com/Nwim7AhX

Oct 27-11:30PM. I'm the guest star on @iowest's @comicbook_live hosted by @thatchrisgore.6366 Hollywood Blvd 90028 #Fun http://t.co/72YeWY20

♥ RT @footsniffah: #MentionPerfection When @thelexilove and @mika_tan rock the smoky-eye makeup look pic.twitter.com/o6edPoFw

"Time to get out. Alpaca suitcase" - @georgetakei pic.twitter.com/X5PJ1ZXL

#OccupyVagina

"@damnitstrue: A real man never stops trying to show a girl he cares about her, even if he already has her."

Thank you for another fun excuse to don #Hobacca! @justinejoli @thatchrisgore @patrickianmoore pic.twitter.com/AavhfoKE @geekexchange

Anyone who says they have no regrets in life are most likely delusional, arrogant, or have never self-reflected on how to improve oneself.

LMAO RT @alifeinwords: @kimkardashian announced she's pregnant. Finally [making] news for something coming OUT of her vagina instead of in.

WTFU talking about? It's an innocent pic! RT @mildmanneredtrv Just saw pic you posted on FB. Reason #1 freaks stalk you http://t.co/hboi3KkK

Whoa! #Cool RT @doodlewhale: Who'd a thunk dunking a couple of Hula Hoops in your coffee would be so beautiful http://t.co/TbuUSQ8J