#travolta at the #superbowl? who let him out of his closet?

Wait, @ryanseacrest and his beard broke up? #noonebelievesyou

When do the rapes and murders start? #superbowl47 #nola #katrina #superdome

@steveinthekt The first player to blow out a knee gets the "Danica Patrick" trophy. #GoDaddyBowl

Don't want to get overconfident, but I think the lead is big enough we won't Norv it away!!! #boltup #chargers #steelers #NFL

Qualcomm at 12:53 pm...about the same as an Aztec game? #boltup #empty pic.twitter.com/jfEzapuW

Still waiting for a description of the shooter from the Card/Raider game last night. Shaved head, tattooed neck Raider fan???

Ryan Lochte shirtless on the @ktla news. Dude, your at 14 min and 59 sec....please go away.

This British "comedian" in the Chariots of Fire thing isn't funny.

Who's giving the pep talk 2nite? Millionaire Michael Moore, millionaire Jackson Browne, or millionaire Tom Morello? #occuchat

Now that Obama did the Aurora appearance, he can get back to the real job of fundraising, golf, and vacations. #nobama

I heard"Made in America" by Toby Keith for 1st time 2nite. Made me feel good about being American, esp after what Wash DC has done to us.

@getoffmyplanet in the formulas tab go to error checking and it'll find all of them. Clear the bad formulas and redo them.

@vocabularry Only on the Gay Mr. Skin awards.

Can someone tell the Narcissist in Chief that he doesn't have to sing whenever a mic is around? #POTUS

Does Conrad Murray have an alibi? #whitneyhouston #justsayin

Phillip's been unbelievable on 3rd down! #chargers #boltup

Report from the Q: hot as hell in the sun and lots of douchebags in Tebow jerseys. #boltup #chargers #praisethelord

@rights_of_bill Yes, it's fine. If you find that out, let us know! #padres

OMG, drunk soccer fans in their cars and a pursuit...this will end pretty quickly I think! #chp