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It's like leaving a glass of water near my bed for hydration, only it's gummy worms
Nihilism is not just a river in Egyptism.
"My hat is ravaged by time, but my outmoded ideas of 'nice guy' chivarly remain unchanged!" Excerpt from The Portrait of Fedorian Grey.
I wish MY name was Rolo McFlurry.
Watching Brazil with my mom lawls.
84% of the things I say and how I say them can be traced back to either The Simpsons, MST3K, and UHF. Also I'm a free-thinker.
Can you code in zero G? The space program's "Programming Space" program seeks space programmers to program in space. Irish need not apply.
"Jesus is a pretty cool dude, but do you know who else is a pretty cool dude? Your stepdad." - stepdad
'why? Because we didnt invade Iraq?' Canadian guy reacting to Canada sucks chant at sox vs bluejays game. Touche.
EVERY STARBUCKS IS GIVING OUT FREE EVERYTHING NATIONWIDE but please tip.
I WISH life gave me lemons.
Simpler times = white people problems
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