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The only reason i miss tv is not knowing what the freecreditreport guys are up to.
Nihilism is not just a river in Egyptism.
It's like leaving a glass of water near my bed for hydration, only it's gummy worms
"My hat is ravaged by time, but my outmoded ideas of 'nice guy' chivarly remain unchanged!" Excerpt from The Portrait of Fedorian Grey.
I wish MY name was Rolo McFlurry.
Watching Brazil with my mom lawls.
Can you code in zero G? The space program's "Programming Space" program seeks space programmers to program in space. Irish need not apply.
"Jesus is a pretty cool dude, but do you know who else is a pretty cool dude? Your stepdad." - stepdad
'why? Because we didnt invade Iraq?' Canadian guy reacting to Canada sucks chant at sox vs bluejays game. Touche.
TRU TIPZ: You can disspell any heated argurment by getting the other person to say "fuzzy."
Sometimes I feel like icarus, only instead of the sun, I'm wrapping myself in 3 blankets
THANK YOU MARIO!
BUT OUR PRINCESS BEARS A RESEMBLANCE TO YOUR MOTHER, NOT A COMPLETE TWIN BUT ENOUGH FOR US TO CONNECT THE DOTS
"The loaded lord loaded on loaded nachos and reloading to Loaded"
The drunk man ate rich nachos while refilling ammo and savoring Metalica.
writer, performer, general enthusiast
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