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  • MikeHeron
     
    Mike Heron @MikeHeron

    @wweajlee I just spent an hour watching old 90s cartoon intros on YouTube. I didn't even know it was Geek Pride Day.

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    EdSmith313SuttonMercer9NikkiBella18ShyGabyReyesKat_Blazeclaws
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    UKnowBoutMattJTTrunks02BloodWolfKnightBryanIsWWEWWEAJLee
  • MikeHeron
      Mike Heron @MikeHeron

    It's a good thing Bruce Wayne was terrified of bats instead of spiders, otherwise he'd have a huge lawsuit on his hands.

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    OhReallyRachJasonBerlinjordybyjordanjwPencilAndPad
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    Michael_medicMrJoshGreenbergjwPencilAndPad
  • MikeHeron
      Mike Heron @MikeHeron

    Aren't we all just looking for someone to tweet about us affectionately?

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    OhReallyRachJasonBerlingeewhore
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    geewhorejoycealldayMylarPureBlood
  • MikeHeron
      Mike Heron @MikeHeron

    Hell is an endless gallery of all your failed self-portraits.

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    OhReallyRachJasonBerlin
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    • RETWEETS
    what_eozitsnotbritishJayemmbee23
  • MikeHeron
      Mike Heron @MikeHeron

    "Man, it's really nice outside." - me getting the mail, then going back inside for the rest of the day.

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    OhReallyRachJasonBerlinaliciamcauley
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    frisketJesseParkinson
  • MikeHeron
      Mike Heron @MikeHeron

    Games have reached a point where they're completely cinematic; translating them into an actual film seems redundant and doomed to failure.

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    JasonBerlin
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    • RETWEETS
    _IDBCDammitFreehavenPunkerTY
  • MikeHeron
      Mike Heron @MikeHeron

    I hope to someday be as clever as one of those people who use anything remotely newsworthy to create a Twitter parody account.

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    AldapivdNoeliafxja
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    4llison
  • MikeHeron
      Mike Heron @MikeHeron

    If you read my Twitter Archive backwards, it's the story of a man who regains his confidence while becoming more obnoxious.

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    JasonBerlinJesseParkinson
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    JesseParkinson
  • MikeHeron
      Mike Heron @MikeHeron

    Winter is like that kid in school everyone picks on but you think he's misunderstood and then he's a dick to you and you're like fuck this.

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    JasonBerlin4llison
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    • RETWEET
    4llison
  • MikeHeron
      Mike Heron @MikeHeron

    Dating websites should offer girls a complimentary Marilyn Monroe quote with every profile.

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    JasonBerlinJesseParkinson
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    JesseParkinson
  • MikeHeron
      Mike Heron @MikeHeron

    Just found a website dedicated to duckface photos and now I've killed three people.

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    JasonBerlinHeatherLoveLife
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    razorjack2501
  • MikeHeron
      Mike Heron @MikeHeron

    Ending a statement with: "I don't really care anyway" leaves me in awe at how comfortable you are with the irrelevance of your thoughts.

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    JasonBerlin
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    • RETWEETS
    kelmackenzie_JoannaHaughton
  • MikeHeron
      Mike Heron @MikeHeron

    It really bothers me that it's 2012 and "virgin" is still a commonly accepted insult.

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    JasonBerlin
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    DammitFreehavenMattTheDoctor
  • MikeHeron
      Mike Heron @MikeHeron

    I still don't really understand or support the idea of making movies out of games released in the last five to ten years.

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    JasonBerlin
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    • RETWEETS
    DammitFreehavenPunkerTY
  • MikeHeron
      Mike Heron @MikeHeron

    I wonder if everyone else is becoming more annoying or if I'm just more of an insufferable asshole. #probablythelatter

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    JasonBerlinFranStrangesToddlerTyranny
  • MikeHeron
      Mike Heron @MikeHeron

    I don't go jogging with my friends because having a heart attack and dying in front of them seems like a pretty dick move

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    TrainEfficient1ROIZOScion
  • MikeHeron
      Mike Heron @MikeHeron

    I felt Schindler's List really missed the mark by not closing the film with Smash Mouth's "All Star".

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    JesseParkinson
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    JesseParkinson
  • MikeHeron
      Mike Heron @MikeHeron

    Why is it that asking a cab driver if their debit machine works is like asking them to name the 50 states?

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    OhReallyRach
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    • RETWEET
    4llison
  • MikeHeron
      Mike Heron @MikeHeron

    My mom just told me she has zero Twitter followers and it made me inexplicably sad.

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    OhReallyRachStephTolev
  • MikeHeron
      Mike Heron @MikeHeron

    I taught pessimism everything it knows.

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    JasonBerlinitsnotbritish
@MikeHeron

@MikeHeron

Some jerk.