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some of my twitter follow suggestions give me a good laugh
"I got reasons why I tease em boys just come and go like seasons" - Psalms 4:16
Apologizing to everyone who had to see me the way I was last night...sorry hoes
Time to sit and watch a movie and let my body recuperate with a nutritional ramen
On tuesdays we smoke crack
Got accused of stealing a wheelchair from the nurse's office. #Ok
I've really missed the familiar sounds of sirens that let me know I'm in newark
Peeing by candlelight. #SoThug
"The only thing in my purse is rolling papers."
I'm just trying to save the planet - one load of laundry with a single t shirt in it at a time.
My 45 year old uncle who lives alone: "I just LOL'd!!" Lord have mercy; please stop talking 4ever.