I want to get you pregnant, again. @slashleen

Let's rub our pee-pees together :) @thesulk @liquorface @koolqueef @dirtymelodies @billday @slabbaconbp @danieltosh @deanb15 @quipqueen36

Does anyone know how to get cum stains off of a velvet shower curtain? Asking for a friend... @kateupton @uglyprick @omgfacts @okcthunder

Walking like a man, finger on the trigger, I got money in my pocket - I'm an uptown nukka, ahh!!

@verlieren you are so fucking adorable!

@liquorface @oprah Bend over and show daddy that pretty little dirt knot :)

I'm a little teapot, suck my dick! @thesulk @slabbaconbp @samalmightysam @sleepsinwetspot @sick_humor @lovesexdoctor @statestsports

Who ELSE wants to suck my dick tonite? @katyperry @lilmisscuntcake @xeyednpainless @martygoldstein2 @agirlnamedzoe @x3saminoelle @liquorface

8===D ~ ~ ~ @liquorface @jimmyfallon

I want to rape your daughters. @louisck

I want to suck a fart out of your butthole :) @liquorface

Is vagina supposed to taste like poop? Asking for a friend... @sleepsinwetspot

Does anyone know if you can get pregnant from giving a blowjob? Asking for a friend... @slashleen

Are you ever going to lose weight? @oprah

"Let's go behind the shed and play doctor" -William Shakespeare @katyperry @sheena_bo_bina @oprah @hailey_morgan @petmyweasel @notgarybusey

OH: Is my asshole sticking out of my pants?

Lick my butthole.