Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
So, $250,000 per year isn't "rich", huh. Interesting. Social experiment: RT this tweet if you made less than that this year. I'm curious..
Totally just figured it out: Life is a series of awesome things & shitty things. They happen randomly & without warning. Then you die.
It's Adam and Eve, not millions of years of evolutionary biology backed by decades of scientific research.
If you act horrible in a restaurant, there is a 100% chance that you are just horrible in general.
Experiencing the Olympic Opening Ceremony via Twitter; nothing says global unity through sport like Americans making snarky internet jokes.
It's so cold in Minneapolis today (How cold is it?!) that Prince has cut open Garrison Keillor with a light sword & burrowed himself inside.
If I were an OBGYN, I'd use the joke, "there's a pap for that" to break the ice with new patients. Also, I'd make a terrible OBGYN.
So there is a cougar loose in Santa Monica. Big deal. Hundreds of cougars get loose in this town every weekend.
"E! News - Pissing on the definition of the word 'news' since 1990." #GoldenGlobes
Seriously guys, eating lots of salads doesn't make me a pussy. Licking my body to bathe & pooping in this little sandbox does.
BABY UPDATE: I'm a dad now.
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