Current hierarchy of Seattle sports relevancy: 1. Seahawks 2. Sounders 3. Huskies 4. SuperSonics 5. Imaginary NHL team 6. Mariners

Not sure why @nbcolympics think we have a national obsession with beach volleyball.

No joke, these fucking Ballard hipsters left an egg as a tip. I hate people. pic.twitter.com/kYXgCbj8LO

Thinking about submitting this to the Sexy Northwest Trail Runners 2014 calendar. pic.twitter.com/GsDuTSyr

I do believe I'll be buying one of these fine T-shirts. #Sonics #KingsVote pic.twitter.com/A5sepepjvU

Stayed up late finishing the @duffmckagan autobiography "It's So Easy." Loved it. What a story. Glad he's happy.

For Seattleites on the fence about the stadium plan, this: http://t.co/baovjd4X #ArenaSolution

Forecast calls for intense and thorough Instagram documentation of Seattle weather today, from a desperate populace happy for any sun.

"Seattle Hipster Band" #pickwick pic.twitter.com/JO9xRNTVJu

Honest criticism of a sports team is not fair-weather fandom. Fans are allowed to point out when a team is playing like shit #RSLvSEA

Whenever I'm at something like #SIC2012 a shocking percentage of my brain is devoted to worrying about battery life.

The true measure of a man is how resourceful he can be when he runs out of coffee filters. #PaperTowels

Hey parents: Easy shortcut for that birds-and-bees convo you've been putting off. pic.twitter.com/ZZdIiKfYtm

@davisjsn As a recent soccer convert I've been surprised at how some MLS fans are determined to gripe about any- and everything.

Here's a very normal new year's wish from me. http://t.co/9HC2ywqU

I miss the Sonics this time of year. Great photo. #Sonicsgate “@si_vault: Shawn Kemp destroys Dennis Rodman http://t.co/yKzLZoWC”

So many techy Seattle hipsters on this packed Seattle flight to #SXSWi oh no I am one of them what have I done with my life #hashtag

There's a guy at the Sounders game wearing a damn Sacramento Kings jersey. I am trying very hard to not murder him.

@alexssn Clippy: "It looks like you're writing a flimsy arena scheme. Would you like help with that?"

I am from Seattle. I am a sports fan. I know disappointment. But not tonight. #Sounders