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I was born ready. I'm Ron Fucking Swanson.
Brand New to ease my heart
Money speaks and it tells me that you're a faggot.
I noticed you're wearing open-toed shoes. Since when did you become a whore?
BOY HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?! CAUSE I'LL HELP YOU FIND IT.
1600 Penn is becoming my new favorite show, it must replace The Office since it's going off air in MAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
My head feels like its going to implode.
I hate having dreams about people I don't even talk to anymore.
DID I STUTTER?
The one, the only, the sexy, Benjamin Franklin.
If you love The Office, I love you. I will probably want to spend my life with you.
Your butt cheeks are driving me insane.
Rich people love pizza, poor people love pizza, white people love pizza, black people love pizza. Do black people like pizza?
"Hate to break it to you Oscar, but some of us like boobs."
I would like the gabba-gool.
I feel bad for Toby, poor man.
Fifty Shades of Cray by Kanye West
Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems, he's busy with Korean shit!