Seriously--not a joke. My neighbors are clearly having crazed, loud Bin-Laden-is-dead sex. SERIOUSLY.

And did somebody say bad motherfucker? http://i.imgur.com/KDssc.jpg

Jon Bon Jovi is a big dummy: http://mkdo.co/post/3879934734

Snarky "first world problem!" tweeter, you have busted me. By "my FB wall isn't functioning," what I meant was "world hunger is irrelevant."

1994: Yauch storms the podium at the VMAs, doesn't get thrown off as fast as he thought, and blurts, "Um...and Star Wars was my idea!"

In our culture, the only acceptable response to, "How's everybody doing?" is "Whoooo!"

Forget piracy. The music industry’s biggest money-loser is...  http://tmblr.co/ZsGLvxXc9Fmy 

"Hipsters are people who complain about hipsters" John Kirby @tiffanyleigh: "The essence of being a hipster: pretending you aren't one."

Shmancy party. Me: So you must be the Black Guy. Friend: Yeah. There's another, but we stay apart so nobody thinks it's a revolution.

I mostly write three kinds of songs: gangadanks, chooglers, and plucky-arpies.

Don't read the comments. Don't read the comments. Don't read the comments. Don't read the comments. Don't read the comments. Don't read the

That Jesus-is-the-reason-for-the-season thing? Untrue. It's a pagan solstice festival rejiggered for Christianity by the Romans.

Raymond Chandler started writing at 44, after getting fired for drunkenness. My generational compatriots, don't you DARE sob over your age.

I wrote a piece for @slate, presenting thorough evidence that Beyoncé was NOT lip-syncing:  http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2013/01/beyonce_lip_syncing_at_the_inauguration_musician_mike_doughty_says_she_was.html?utm_source=tw&utm_medium=sm&utm_campaign=button_chunky … via @slate

The ukelele is now officially a plague.

I just wasn't expecting Yauch to go. Famous people die, but rarely is it stunning to suddenly live in a world without him. So sad.

You're a Licensed Notary Public, Charlie Brown #RejectedPeanutsSpecials

If indeed "Life Is a Highway", let's consider riding it more than all night long.

Hey, I'm giving away a bunch of soundtracky instrumental pieces at http://dubiousluxury.net and by giving away I mean FREE. RT?

Soul Coughing fans note: the real-life Janine is texting me exultant texts about that touchdown call.