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"You could make a tent with clear plastic sides and call it the Voy-Yurt."
BITCH FOR THE 39TH TIME I DO NOT WANT TO TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS FOR FACEBOOK MESSENGER
Let's remember the reason for the season: Constantius the Second repurposed a pagan solstice fest.
Black Mirror is so disturbing that I literally watched an episode of Breaking Bad to come down.
I took the What Thing Would You Click On? quiz and I got you clicked on that thing.
Can one be simultaneously too blessed to be stressed and too legit to quit?
I am being followed by a camera crew, and I am composing this tweet for the benefit of their b-roll.
"These hos ain't lawyers."
"Fly! Be free!"
This next tune is called "A Shit-Ton of Mucinex and a Bottle of Pedialyte".
World's best YouTube commenter as of now is the man enraged that the new Godzilla trailer shows a US military unable to kill giant monsters.
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