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Remember when Timothy McVeigh blew up Oklahoma City and 80% of the news was about him being a Christian?
Yeah, me neither.
Yeah, me neither.
Someday I'll sit down with my grandchildren to watch Airplane and they'll say, "Man, I can't believe they used to let people on planes."
I love that all the Catholics are easy to single out today.
Can’t believe no one’s tried publically marking people by religion before.
Can’t believe no one’s tried publically marking people by religion before.
CNN is running a spot called “Why Tsumanis are Dangerous”. They should follow it with a spot on “Why Journalism Is Dead”.
Twitter introduces local trending. ‘local trending’ is now trending. It is literally IMPOSSIBLE to do less with your life.
Christ, make a couple of Cheney jokes and your follower count drops faster than civil rights under the Bush administration.
People bitching about the upgrade price for still-working phones need to spend a day at Walgreens watching folks try to pay for cancer meds.
Old Navy just announced a Michael Jackson Memorial Sale: for the next week boy's pants are half off.
To give Johhny Weir credit; it takes a LOT of fucking tenacity to be known as “THE gay dude” in men’s figure skating.
But wait... There's MORE: You start mourning for Farrah and Michael and we'll throw in, absolutely free of charge, Billy Mays! Crazy!!
I'm guessing we're about a month away from Obama saying "Fuck these crazy honkies." and forges the Kenyan birth certificate himself.
Pat Robertson blames Chili’s earthquake on Awesome Blossom that made his asshole feel like a ring of hell.
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