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I bet whenever Jack The Ripper stumbled his friends said "more like Jack The Tripper!" and everyone had a good laugh.
Today I saw a girl walking down the street, sobbing, while wearing a 'Keep calm and carry on' shirt.
Can Sarah Palin see Pussy Riot from her house?
Making your twitter private is like putting a handful of diarrhea in a safe and only showing it to certain people.
"It's raining, men." -General Patton
Just listened to 3/4ths of what I thought was a Ty Segall album before I realized it was actually Skrillex. Dammit. I'm such a shithead.
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