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Somewhere in Africa, a man is making a film that will raise awareness about why some U.S. & U.K. leaders should also face war crimes charges
Some uni students will feel richer than MJ at the height of his wealth soon. They'll look at their grants and sing, 'You are not a loan...'
Don't worry, Spurs. You actually won that game. You scored 6 goals, Harry Redknapp just hid 4 in an offshore account.
I wonder how bad John Terry's leg injury is. Let's hope the joint didn't swell. We all know what he's like when he sees a knee grow.
Fuck Sepp Blatter. How can you expect a black man to shake hands after being a victim of racism? Everyone knows we prefer to spud people.
'OI! YOU! ARE YOU GONNA BANG?!', said Funky Dee. 'No, Mr. Dee; we'd rather sit our SATS first', said the girls.
My new single 'Good Feeling' is out now. A-side + 2 remixes & B-side. £1.99. It's a cheap one, so be a dear?
Saw a dude holding a girl's bag in the station while she flirted with a member of staff. He asked, 'What zone is this?'.
THE FRIEND ZONE.
TRIED TO STEAL THE SHOW. GOT AWAY WITH WORDS. BLAME MISS BARCLAY. Mgmt: firstname.lastname@example.org & email@example.com. Agent: firstname.lastname@example.org