Homeland Security is monitoring social Networks and Blogs for national security. Why don’t they just watch “Person of Interest”?

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes everything!

I'm impossible to shop for, but a Lowes/Home Depot gift card works.

Even if you are hearing impaired you can hear impaired people talk on Twitter.

Turn out the lights the party's over.

With all the cell and smart phone cameras, why hasn’t someone posted a UFO pic on here?

I don't always abandon ship but when I do, I never have a lifeboat to fall into.

Remember Billy Beer?

If you are on Twitter tonight, we know how your Valentine's Day is going.

I must be dyslexic my Twitter page just inverted.

PELOSI THREAT: NEWT WON'T BE PRESIDENT THERE IS SOMETHING I KNOW. Finally a good reason to vote for Newt.

It has been over an hour, I bet Biden needs to go.

Saints have the LSU syndrome.

Proud of my Sons baseball team the (Loganville Red Devils). They won the Georgia AAAA State championship today against Greenbrier.

I got the Shingles Vaccine this week. I’m now thinking about doing part-time roofing work.

Where is that yellow wood Cowboy? All wood is yellow this time of year, fellow.

It’s not streets of gold or the yellow brick road. Its pollen and Please go away.

Your digging a deep hole @lakeoconeebldr , looking forward to your escape.

I want a "Jet pack flying squirrel suit".

I’m fairly old; I helped write the Mayan calendar. BTW the NYG will win the super bowl.