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Typed "Sean Bean Tr..." into Google, first option was "Sean Bean Transvestite", second was "Sean Bean Trampled by cows". TRAMPLED BY COWS.
Flight Of The Conchords wishing you a sexy International Women's Day, ladies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEcMG2Jvx3k&sns=tw …
Just received email with the BEST SUBJECT LINE EVER: "Anthropomorphic Mouse Taxidermy Class": http://thehendrickslectureseries.co.uk/mousetaxidermy.html … pic.twitter.com/Ky56Pr2FEC
"bear in mind." BEAR in mind - not bare, no no, that would make too much sense. No. There's a BEAR. In your MIND. #weirdphrases
"But...it's a romcom, Mr Bean, you don't NEED armour..." says the director. "Not even a breastplate? Some greaves? Seriously?!"
May the Death Star trench rise up to meet you, the winds of Hoth be at your back, Tatooine's suns warm upon your face, etc etc #maythefourth
That was fucking brilliant. *moves to Sweden*
And this is exactly why I will NEVER wear anything from Abercrombie & Fitch. The school bullies of the retail world. http://elitedaily.com/news/world/abercrombie-fitch-ceo-explains-why-he-hates-fat-chicks/ …
So love how Amazon sends me emails about products that I've ALREADY purchased. The price has gone down you say? GREAT NEWS! *punches amazon*
"Well yes, that's very nice," Sean Bean says, "But if you don't mind I'll just wear what I always wear."
Imagine that Sean Bean, when cast for a new film, just turns up with his own armour/weaponry/wig nowadays.
Seems the main problem the US has with Obama is that he didn't fly in on a unicorn firing rainbows out his arse, curing cancer with a wink.
Book-drunkard stealth-Welsh illustrator obsessed with yesteryear. Employed by a pig called Peppa. Also: Nanny Plum.