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Overheard a woman in the gate area bragging about fitting into a pair of size 0 jeans. Congratulations, you have the body of 10 yr old boy.
Thanks to Ed Hardy, Bluetooth ear pieces, Juicy Couture and obnoxious ringtones, I can spot a douchebag from about 100 feet.
The fun in Twitter is people don't know if you're serious or just joking...Like the time I said I chased an ice cream truck in my underwear.
If you're keeping track of people that unfollow you or tweet about the people you're unfollowing because they don't follow back..take pills.
I have more respect for people who don't pretend to like me, than people that fake like me.
Captain: I remember when flight attendants use to show us respect! Me: I remember when pilots used to pay for my drinks! #crewlife
PEOPLE OF EARTH! IT IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING TO WALK AROUND THE AIRCRAFT BAREFOOT! PLEASE TELL YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS! Thank you.
Dear Hotel Housekeeping, I'm sorry. I turn into a klepto when I see an unattended housekeeping cart in the hallway... Sincerely, Mimi
For customer service press 1... for English press 2... for Spanish press 3... for compassion press 4 ...to speak to me cross your fingers.
I'm going to hitchhike to the nearest Waffle House.
I wish Facebook had a "Fuck No!" reply option with the Friend Requests.
Flight Attendant. Hot mess. Mexican. My tweets are loaded with sarcasm, humor, & some stupidity. Opinions are my own, not my employer.