I don't mind flying, I mind the airport.

Santas

Thanks to @mimimm_ and the pictures she posts I can no longer put my stuff in the seat back pocket on the airplane!

Help your fellow Oklahomans. View the picture to find out how. #okwx pic.twitter.com/vpk1QUNZv3

Hey new followers, sorry but I actually peaked a while ago.

What a bunch of douche rockets! I love it when people who fly once every 10 years bitch about their airline experience! #getalife

People who do Crossfit are like the hipsters of the workout world.

Highway is the best Tim song in years.

My full video with @captsully is up! We spoke about everything from air safety to staying calm during an emergency:  http://huff.to/10Ig7zg 

Do You Really Listen To Full Albums?  http://n.pr/11S9UIf 

All we have is what's here & now. Forget about extras. Slow down & be thankful for simple things like LIFE. Say I love you & mean it.

@mimimm_ SO true. grateful. if not for this job, never would've met him. 10C my apb. pic.twitter.com/ARRJts7fTQ

You don't have to do something big. Small acts of kindness will be remembered for a lifetime.

#SouthLAnd will receive the #peabody award tomorrow. Thank you to all involved..... We could not be any prouder.

Before calling it a night, I'd like to remind every girl out there that following Chris Brown on Twitter means you're dumb.

Why are so many people just now realizing PRINCE is the man?

Pitchers don’t ever hit homers out of Wrigley Field, right? RIGHT?  http://atmlb.com/18asLgz  #MustC

Hold me.

#truckstoptreasures @ Love's Truck Stop  http://instagram.com/p/ZgRFCiqWaW/ 

A true 'civil service' requires small govt. But once govt is ensnared in every aspect of life, a bureaucracy grows increasingly capricious.