@rhodri Best; The year my brother got his first hearing aid and was so excited, we put music on so loud and danced around with our toys

@rhodri Met a guy for lunch, he phoned 43 times that evening,rang enquiries,got my parents' no.+asked my Dad if he could marry me #nutter

Your baby bores the shit out of me.

@heatherydoune That's a great album all round, a regular on my iPod!

@heatherydoune Oh y'think? I'd better get practicing! *swishes feather to one side to reveal bee-stripe pants*

@heatherydoune My bee-hind! ;)

@heatherydoune Oh hey, I think you sat on something, you got some honey on the back of your skirt!

@heatherydoune Who is this Christian fella? Give us his full name so I can remember it and avoid him ;) #christiansagainstmasturbation

The thread by @rhodri is utterly fantastic... Best and worst Christmases, read it for genuine hilarity and genuine melancholy, fabulous!

@heatherydoune It is, I LOVE 'Pass This On', it's on my 'getting ready to go out' playlist.

@heatherydoune They absolutely should, it's an art after all!

@heatherydoune JINX! copyrighting BeeHindCabaret immediately if not sooner!!! ;)

@stevebrookstein Nobody cares who you vote Steve you silly little man.

God, work work work, if I don't get a run tomorrow morning I'm going to actually look like a Moomin #needagoodrun

Hello new Twitter, you are unattractive and lopsided and I don't like you. That is all.

World Peace? Wow, just wow...the Americans asking for World Peace.... Irony. #warmongerers #SuperBowlHalfTimeShow

Well, I gave it a good shot but the Superbowl is horseshit so I'm going to watch The Day of the Triffids instead! #GoGoManEatingPlants

@smashdalde @tazziii @milehighbarbi @heatherydoune @hunklebink Thanks for the FF Smash!x

@iamscottciccone Instead of olives, two more Martinis...and some more Martinis instead of ice! #lotsofMartininothingelse *thanks Scott*

Wow, Daily Mail has an Inspirational Women of the Year Awards? How ironic since they spend all year calling them either too fat or too thin!