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Your baby bores the shit out of me.
God, work work work, if I don't get a run tomorrow morning I'm going to actually look like a Moomin #needagoodrun
Hello new Twitter, you are unattractive and lopsided and I don't like you. That is all.
World Peace? Wow, just wow...the Americans asking for World Peace.... Irony. #warmongerers #SuperBowlHalfTimeShow
Well, I gave it a good shot but the Superbowl is horseshit so I'm going to watch The Day of the Triffids instead! #GoGoManEatingPlants
Wow, Daily Mail has an Inspirational Women of the Year Awards? How ironic since they spend all year calling them either too fat or too thin!
I taste like a peach... Not really, apparently humans taste something like chicken. I've never eaten one though. Honest. It doesn't count if you don't swallow.