Ruzzle is much like a real life argument. You figure out cool words *after* the moment has passed.

Dear @twitter, it's time you figure out how to charge big guys running contests and make it part of your ad system. It's ruining my timeline

If life gives you lemons, well, that's what you paid for.

'early to bed, early to rise, work my a** off, and advertize' : SRK in a TOI interview. Interesting read. http://t.co/dDfwqX5J

The Corporate Gibberish Generator http://www.andrewdavidson.com/gibberish/ Enough material to fill slide decks till retirement.

Epic Mary Kom is epic. Tag Heuer signs her up! Woot! http://t.co/9ZlEZpUG @vodkaholic @ishirazonly

The world feels right when air conditioned.

Every creator painfully experiences the chasm between his inner vision and its ultimate expression. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Accept a sapling from a @saplingproject volunteer on 16th June, because #itstartswithyou  https://www.facebook.com/events/573600979341146/ …

4 more neem saplings for my budday sapling project. Hope to make this a more consistent effort this year. pic.twitter.com/aCc4jX9lEs

Passionate about the web? Sales Sixth Sense (TM) is a tingling?  http://ow.ly/jjnSl 

This @mizarcle can haz make ek number ka sangria, I tell you.

Jaa Simran, pee Le apni zinfandel. #AutoCorrectTales

Glory glory dal khichdi.

The guilt of one's own belly fat is completely fat soluble in the cumulative circumferential yoy increase of your friends belly fat.

I've started using 'ya' at the end of statements. Anarth ho ga, ya.

@vellawanti @whiskeytwilight I read drink too much/too little.

If you know people in Mumbai who code for a living and dont mind pizza for a Saturday evening dinner, send them idhar. https://t.co/qjSBCHZK

Learning Python while sitting at a coffee shop in Dombivili that's playing ghazals sipping masala chai. This is how we roll, yo.

50 passes for @tedxgateway up for grabs! GO! :D http://t.co/rshnCXz5