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Hi I'm an atheist & I don't care about religion *waves at you* Hey. Hi, I'm an atheist and I don't care. *taps you* Listen, I'm an atheist a
[emerges from time machine] [grabs you by the shoulders] "WHAT YEAR IS IT? DO WE STILL HAVE TIME TO STOP THE CHILD OF KANYE?!"
*a dog with a fedora busts through the door* WHERE CAN I FIND A DECENT WIFI CONNECTION PLEASE IT'S IMPORTANT *the fedora whirls on its head*
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Don't give Angelina Jolie an Oscar. Give her a fuckin' hamburger. Anorexia is gross.
lol wtf is this Proud Grandpa account?!
GOP Rep Walberg is ripppping Holder apart right now. #fastandfurious
Can't vote for anyone that supports #SOPA. Was going to vote for Ron Paul, anyways, so that works out!
I wrapped a hand towel around my foot, tied it off with a rubber band and now I don't need to buy a pair of TOMS shoes.
Currently reading an article by a father complaining that female xbox live avatars have boobs. WHY ISN'T THERE ANOTHER PLANET TO LIVE ON?!
It is darkly amusing to me that the one country who dropped nukes on their enemies are the ones telling everyone else they can't have any.
61years of service doesn't mean shit if you spent 13+ of them covering up the rape of children. #Asshole
#O_v_O does not look like a car, VW. It looks like a fucked up owl.