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But she was at the front of a line of 40 cars and she insisted on turning left, Your Honor.
Chrysler's "Imported from Detroit" tag line is perfect, considering Detroit strongly resembles a foreign (3rd world) country.
MY SUPER POWER IS BUYING CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTS THAT ONLY WORK FOR ONE SEASON
"Well Dr. Oz, the problem is, I often fart from my vagina."
Again, I wish I was making this up.
Maury: "We asked if you'd had sex behind chicken coop 3 with any coworkers at the chicken farm. The lie detector determined..."
"Unemployment is higher than ever! There are no jobs! And all of these people on welfare are too lazy to go get a job!"
WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS TOLD KE$HA SHE COULD SING??
As a kid, my mom told me I'd be able to wear her shoes someday; #iusedtothink that meant her shoes would shrink.
Mr. President, when you get dressed in the morning, are you a "sock, sock, shoe, shoe" guy, or "sock, shoe, sock, shoe?" #ObamaonFallon.
"Dodge the Phlegmy Wads of Spit on the Cement" is a live-action game I just played while exiting my kid's high school.
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