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Nervous around the person you like? Sue them. They'll be forced to see you in court, well dressed & in control. Let the law be your wingman.
my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)
A neurologist, a lawyer and a dentist walk into a bar. It's probably a fancy bar those jobs pay well. I forget the joke but good for them.
"I will be your hero" He said unto the people. - Iglesias 4:16
Kissing someone mid sentence is only cute in movies. I will press my hand against your face and slowly push it way until I'm done talking.
One time a college girl failed to pose with her hand on her hip in a photo and actually lost her scholarship. I wouldn't risk it.
I would love to go to a shooting range where the targets are just transcripts of conversations I've ended poorly
Flipped over my therapist's writing pad and it was just a New York Times crossword with "shut up" written in every blank.
Pizza's like sex. Even when it's good, you're still fat.
who else is up and DTF? (depressed/tired/fat)
I live in constant fear of being asked to do basic math.
My right breast's name is Garfunkel because it's twice the size of the other but gets less exposure
I'm sorry, I haven't heard a word you've said since you uttered "I seen" instead of "I saw."
I feel offended when men hit on me but also when they don't. If you are a male reading this, I am offended.
"Hey, Hall?" "Yeah, Oates"
"You up?" "Yes, Oates"
"Was thinking about how your name is first and all and..." "Not this again"
Canada: the only place people threaten to move to
"MMILF" - Oedipus
I'm not fishing for compliments, I just want you to shut down the insecurities I've mentioned followed by a list of my best traits.
"you're weird" - boring person
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