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  • MindyFurano
      Mindy Furano @MindyFurano

    Gift @MindyFurano Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • MindyFurano
      Mindy Furano @MindyFurano

    my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)

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      Mindy Furano @MindyFurano

    A neurologist, a lawyer and a dentist walk into a bar. It's probably a fancy bar those jobs pay well. I forget the joke but good for them.

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  • MindyFurano
      Mindy Furano @MindyFurano

    Flipped over my therapist's writing pad and it was just a New York Times crossword with "shut up" written in every blank.

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  • MindyFurano
      Mindy Furano @MindyFurano

    "I will be your hero" He said unto the people. - Iglesias 4:16

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  • MindyFurano
      Mindy Furano @MindyFurano

    Kissing someone mid sentence is only cute in movies. I will press my hand against your face and slowly push it way until I'm done talking.

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      Mindy Furano @MindyFurano

    One time a college girl failed to pose with her hand on her hip in a photo and actually lost her scholarship. I wouldn't risk it.

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      Mindy Furano @MindyFurano

    I would love to go to a shooting range where the targets are just transcripts of conversations I've ended poorly

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  • MindyFurano
      Mindy Furano @MindyFurano

    slip out the back, jack. make a new plan, stan. i want a divorce, tom. yes i said divorce, tom. it doesn't have to rhyme you always do this

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      Mindy Furano @MindyFurano

    Pizza's like sex. Even when it's good, you're still fat.

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  • MindyFurano
      Mindy Furano @MindyFurano

    who else is up and DTF? (depressed/tired/fat)

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      Mindy Furano @MindyFurano

    I live in constant fear of being asked to do basic math.

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      Mindy Furano @MindyFurano

    woody allen: you up?
    me: yeah
    woody allen: wanna make love?
    me: sure
    woody allen: sure? what are we agreeing on a carpool? "sure" she says

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      Mindy Furano @MindyFurano

    My right breast's name is Garfunkel because it's twice the size of the other but gets less exposure

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      Mindy Furano @MindyFurano

    it hurts my feelings when people are younger than me

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      Mindy Furano @MindyFurano

    I'm sorry, I haven't heard a word you've said since you uttered "I seen" instead of "I saw."

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      Mindy Furano @MindyFurano

    I feel offended when men hit on me but also when they don't. If you are a male reading this, I am offended.

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      Mindy Furano @MindyFurano

    gotta look up from your phone, man. life is so short. I have such depth and understanding of the world. - sent from my iPhone

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      Mindy Furano @MindyFurano

    if your heart is breaking just remember if that were actually happening there would be blood everywhere & you'd die. you're alive, congrats.

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      Mindy Furano @MindyFurano

    person: can you keep a secret?
    me: I'll never share what you say but it will weigh on me and negatively affect my life
    person: oh thank god

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