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Stepmom located, all Boston Smitty's safe. Thanks for the RTs and kind messages. xx
Just heard the worst thing you could ever hear from the man in your life: "I'm now Facebook friends with your mother."
Good news! Just got the results back on my personality test - it was negative!
When you write an incomplete sentence and follow it up with a deictic demonstrative pronoun. That.
Life is like Ocean's 11: a lot of fun 'til Julia Roberts shows up and ruins it.
I just ate too many deep-fried chickpea fritters and now I falafel. :(
Got a new nickname this weekend! "Barfy, The Eighth Dwarf." No reason.
If I were a waitress, I'd say YOU JUST GOT SERVED every time I delivered a meal.
I surprised my man with a bit of 'boudoir photography.' He said my matted hair, bleary eyes and ratty pajamas never looked sexier.
Pretty happy thinking of my brother the cop and my sister the nurse putting their feet up and having a cold beer back in Boston.
Snow horsemeat Lance Armstrong (trying to condense a week's tweets into one.)
Knock knock! Who's there? It's the landlord and a plumber at 8:45am and you're still in your jimjams! Ha ha! This is not a good joke, guys.