In 1987, I was born. Just kidding I'm not thatt old.

People who purchase iPhones in 2012, NOBODY cares.

You have to have ADD to shop at H&M.

@anakgjonaj her artistic ability is beyond words http://t.co/rSD9FMaI

Now following @_theguy_ again

@robdelaney @klondikebar I'm going to lick you up. I mean pick you up. #KCS

Kiss with a fist

@robdelaney thanks Bob

Can someone explain this emoji: 😏?

Does it mean: ehh?

Or

Does it mean: 'smirk'?

I love Asians.

Does anyone remember that episode of Threes Company where they had that huge misunderstanding?

Marc Jacobs - Womenswear Designer of the Year Award Nominee.

Are you kidding me??? http://t.co/bd3kyf5E

Why is it such a big deal that Justin Beiber is on the cover of TIME magazine?

Hey remember when Brandy killed someone?

I wish I could change my drivers license pic with an Instagram Pic

Does anyone know what @harveylevintmz drinks from his sippy cup?

Seriously? http://t.co/wKHrt2oh

Nothing is more awkward than bumping into the man you cheated on your significant other with (on an exam).

Watching Donald Duck you'd never guess he was once addicted to quack.

Next time you spot someone texting and driving, honk the horn for a good 5 seconds. #pricelessreaction