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califmom
But he's just one doctor, and it's just one hospital and my husband is determined to prove them wrong. #fuckcancer
@califmom
GPappalardo
Ha! The 7 year old thinks I have invisible lasers setup around her bed that know if she shouldn't be getting up.

I love kids.
@GPappalardo
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KnowShit
If I ever see someone come from Alabama with a banjo on their knee, I'll have state troopers arrest them at the border.
@KnowShit
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abigvictory
If these grapes were drugs I'd be overdosing like a child star of the 80s.
@abigvictory
therealcherilyn
the toyota jokes will stop when toyotas stop.
@therealcherilyn
abigvictory
"We drove past a bunch of almond trees.""I have almond trees on my Farmville farm!"When humans become the weakest species, this is why.
@abigvictory
davio1962
Some people feel the need to add a word to draw attention to the irony contained in their statement. Weird.
@davio1962
abigvictory
"A loaf of bread, a container of milk, a stick of butter, two turntables and a microphone."
@abigvictory
LucyKateHopkins
I'm back home from the hospital. The food there is awful, but Daddy says it isn't much better here don't tell Mommy.
@LucyKateHopkins
sarkastickunt
On a scale of 1 to Avril Lavigne this cold is a Jessica Simpson.
@sarkastickunt
abigvictory
Boarded. Peace out, New York.
@abigvictory
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abigvictory
My sister's pissed I forgot to feed her turtle while she was away. It's not like I forgot to feed her kid.

Oh shit.
@abigvictory
roughdiction
I'm all fuckin' romantic and shit.
@roughdiction
sarkastickunt
Ha ha..hey guys. Remember when I posted a really angry, profanity laced blog on Friday where I said... http://tumblr.com/xhg6frafw
@sarkastickunt
abigvictory
It's not an official disaster until Bono sings about it.
@abigvictory
yhf
@GPappalardo "Every kiss begins with Costco."
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abigvictory
Has anyone made a "LEAVE JOHN MAYER ALONE!" video yet?
@abigvictory
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GSouder
You know you are getting old when you watch a porn and all you can think is "are they going to WASTE that whole pizza????"
@GSouder
GSouder
I hope my arch nemesis is as lazy as I am.
@GSouder
DadsUpLate
I wish I had money so I could be eccentric instead of just weird.
@DadsUpLate
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