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At the Boy’s birthday party I’m noting each kid who gifts a toy with lots of pieces or makes too much noise, so as to return the favor.
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The most important, and often forgotten, rule to successful potty training: teach them not to flush when you're in the shower.
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I'm going to start sending The Boy to school in a plastic bubble just so *I* don't get sick anymore.
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The decision to open work on time today was made by an 80+ yr old woman who doesn't have a car to dig out or have to come in to work. Nice.
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No, I don't want to feed your chickens. Maybe you shouldn't be trying to run a farm without internet access at work.
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It probably won't snow at all because my pantry is stocked, I know where our snow boots are, and I have a shovel by the door.
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Two and a half more hours to kill... Perhaps I will start a rubber band ball or a paper clip chain. You know, do productive things.
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Memo states that "...all are welcome to join the Blowing Party." Well, that's one way to get all the guys to polish their balls!
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Aren't children the ones usually frightened by strange things on TV? Because I just caught a glimpse of Yo Gabba Gabba. I need to be held.
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I got a sitter today just so I can wander around the house doing nothing without being distracted.
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I was at the mall walking behind a 300lb woman wearing corduroys and all I could think about was where the fire exits were.
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