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Courtney, 17, on "Unsafe sex in the city" has had sex with 33 men. She won't use condoms incase seen as boring
Slag sounds so much better
Men never really grow up, they just become adult sized toddlers
I'm going out tonight, there will be alcohol (lots) and chances are I will be very drunk and hugging you later (a lot)
Dear Mr.Toyota Hilux Surf owner with horrible, accident waiting to happen, driving skills
You are a cunt and probably have no penis
Dear girl sat opposite me on the bus stuffing face
I HATE, no, DETEST cheese & onion crisps
So don't complain when I barf all over you
Twitter appears to suspend accounts if you @ someone and call them a cunt
In unrelated news 98% of Twitter users suddenly disappear
Guy in a merc, flying down motorway, dangerously overtaking everyone, only to end up one car ahead, stuck in a queue..
Muhahahaha you arse
There's nothing quite like the feeling of taking your bra off and setting the girls free at the end of a long day
Seen our little bubbas heartbeat today - not out of the woods and have to rest, but where there is life there is hope :)
My puppy just pooted and sheepishly looked around as if to say "I hope no one heard that"
Well..I heard it and I'm telling all of Twitter
Watching "Worlds Weirdest Weather" on Channel 4+1
It's safe to say I will not be watching (political) train wreck that is the Eurovision Song Contest
Ordinary, sometimes funny, sometimes outspoken, sometimes just a moany, sweary little bint