@andyclemmensen That guy better be at your shows. He's the only reason I'm going.

RT @becsteds: You got a door, YOU GOT A GYM

your mums a dog, your dads a duck, forget all the poetry, when can we fuck?

Post concert depression.

Follow @BradiesBoner and @BradiesBoner will follow you back. FREE BONER INCLUDED. #bonerbonerbonerbonerbonerboner

#fuckclothes

YER A WIZARD WHALEY.

Suckerpunch is a weird movie but I actually love it so much omg.

Got @TaraFMusic playing at work :3

Holy fuck. Only 2 months till swr. Jdvgduwsndgeywsjdwyjsndsjndegyidjskxmnnsdgeyidjksmxnbdefyijskxdbehuksxdbegyjcnxdgfheucbdgfehjcbdfhekdbfe.

You're going to catch a cold from the ice inside your soul.

RT @JiizzyBear: RT @stephstarship: RT @charlieskies: what william really whispered to kate... http://twitpic.com/4qwz17

RT @JiizzyBear: RT @ashleeheartache: Excuse me @JuliaGillard would be a kind person and legalize gay marriage please?:)

I hope someone will love me the way Jack loves Rose.

@MIKEPATT0N DON'T SAY YOU CAN'T THROW THAT FAR EITHER. POTATO RAGE THAT SHIT UP.

@WanklyForWakely You would follow a sausage fest wouldn't you you dirty lady :p

Dear @tarynb3ans, I love you. http://t.co/R2KVpj19

Sharing my brownies with @tarynb3ans and no one else.

IS IT REALLY SO HARD TO CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED?

@b3mydetonator eeeeeeeeeeeeep, you're so pweeeety :D