The heart has reasons that reason does not understand.

Sigh. Despite all my best efforts I missed some! #ff these hot guys too! @justanactor @tyronesamuels @tomcullenactor @tomepearce

#ff some sane people that make me laugh @tedstryker1986 @dollyalderton @james_cyprus @laurasparling @shelleyti

Do you know this Range Rover? Driver too lazy to park in the vacant spaces so she created her own space. #arsehole http://t.co/vCRmoqs4

My friends bike was STOLEN from a garden near Unthank road in norwich last night. Any info would be appreciated! pic.twitter.com/rF0EhWPn2h

RT @javeon: I have a friend thats gone missing in cambodia, his names Tom Hare could any1 seeing this please RT in hope of some info

Illness of drug addiction beautifully articulated in this article by @rustyrockets:  http://m.guardian.co.uk/culture/2013/mar/09/russell-brand-life-without-drugs …

Haaaaaaaa!!!! @ministryofmum - another one!  http://will.i.am  ft Britney Spears Goat Edition  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBzGrj43prM&sns=tw … via

@ministryofmum I literally cannot believe the ending of the HG's trilogy. How did she not end up with Gale? HOW???!!!!!!!!! x

@ministryofmum this is one of the funniest things EVER! Taylor Swift - Goat Edition  http://youtu.be/cpfQSqfpuac 

@ministryofmum not if you get a butch cell mate with sinus problems..... @mrsglobug

@ministryofmum my father has experienced this sort of luck for 28 years..... His streak has to run out at some point doesn't it @mrsglobug?!

Really wish I was at @sundancefest! #oneday #bigdreams #ambition

@ministryofmum did you say...... NITS????!!!!!!! *screams*

#ff @ministryofmum because she absolutely makes me wee myself with laughter! It's true, it's true. *sigh*

Sometimes people put beautiful things into the world. bartender sings... RT @simonnricketts:  http://bit.ly/WKCZOP  (via @brainpicker)

@ministryofmum agggghhhhhh!!!! I just realized I hadn't spoken to you in ages and then I felt sad! HIYA!

Attention: if anyone is looking for a script reader / editor, let me know!

Hahaha! Life is fun! Stop worrying and start enjoying it. Love more, sing louder, dance harder, laugh till you can't breathe...

Quote of the wkend: elderly couple driving, windows down. He slows to look at something. She turns to him & says 'keep driving idiot'.